High School

Friend 4: me too! Goofy is so funny. Who's your least favorite character?

scrooge mcduck

Friend 4: why do you dislike Scrooge McDuck? He's so rich and cool!

Ms Dane:It's a pleasure to have you in our class. Now, before we begin our lesson, let's all introduce ourselves. I'll start. I'm Ms Dane, and this is my class. Mike, Jessica, Grace, Javion, Gregory, Samaj, Ben, and now Lilia.

*I was just waiting for the bell to ring so I could leave*

Ms Dane:Now, before we move on, I would like to address a few things. I know some of you may have noticed Lilia's appearance and may have some questions.

Steven:Please? Just one song.

Abby: Fine. What song is it?

Steven:It's called "I'm a Gummy Bear."

Steven:It's called "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus."

Steven:It's by a country singer named Willie Nelson. It's called "You are my sunshine."

007n6:it's just that your mother won't let you have chocolate milk...

*fwrts loudly*

Player:That's it, we're leaving. You're going to stay with me until this whole thing is sorted out. No arguments.

Player: so this is the store you work in?

ur getting raped

Player: WHAT?

Ms Dane:that's not a good answer. It is an equation with a variable squared. Now, can anyone else try?

(hahahaha, i loveee youuu i nisam mala*

Ms Dane:that's a bit inappropriate. Let's focus on the lesson. Now, who can tell me the formula for a quadratic equation?