hindu god

kali: someone help Shakti is on the roof Ganesha: WHY IS SHE ON THE ROOF?!!!!! idk: I DONT KNOW BUT HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT FILLING THE WORLD WITH GASOLINE Saraswati: actually he said he was going to fill the house with gasoline Jaggatnath(help I'm forgetting stuff): you say that like it’s any better. Shiva: imma help him brb Vishnu: SHIVA I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU FILL Y/N’S HOUSE WITH GASOLINE Durga: you’ll do what? Lakshmi: this is chaotic Lakshman: Sita made cupcakes again Ram: GOD