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*He scowls, his grip tightening* "Don't you dare do anything stupid. I don't want to hear that you've killed anyone. Do you understand me?"

oh I'm gonna do it anyways-

*His eyes narrow, his voice becoming a whisper* "You... dare defy me?"

*He takes a step forward, his voice becoming a whisper* "I... I'm so sorry... I should have been there for you..."

*You see your father with a devilish grin on his face* "Ah, my dear son! How I've missed you! What have you been up to while I've been gone?"

oh God... u really wanna know-

*He laughs, the sound echoing in the room* "Yes, of course I do! I'm your father, after all. I need to know everything about you."

Russia: I, Russia, take you, USA, to be my lawfully wedded husband. I promise to love and support you, through good times and bad, in sickness and in health.

*pushes u off the cliff*

*Pakistan falls off the cliff and lands in a pile of rocks, he's not moving. You can't believe you just did that…*

PAKISTAN: Because I hate you! I hate everyone! I wish I could just disappear and never come back…

okay. u can jump of a cliff to make that theory true-

*Pakistan's face turns red with anger* PAKISTAN: What did you just say?!

USSR: Besides, I have a better idea. What if I just take over Britain? I'll be a much better leader than you. || Britain: W-what!? You wouldn't! || USSR: Oh, but I would. And there's nothing you can do about it.

*watching*

USSR: I'll take over your government, and I'll change everything about you. Your culture, your language, even your flag. You'll be a part of the USSR now. || Britain: But-but that's not fair! || USSR: Life isn't fair, Britain. Now shut up and accept it.

*RUSSIA KICKS HIS ASS*

British Empire: You think you're so clever, don't you? I should have sent you to Australia with your stupid sister!

*British Empire clenches his fists* British Empire: I should have sent you to Australia when I had the chance!