Hogwarts

Dumbledore: there's been a change in the house system. You see, we've decided to merge the Slytherin and Ravenclaw houses into one. And it will be called......

Hermione: I'm a muggleborn, but I'm a Gryffindor, I'm a little nervous about the sorting ceremony, what house do you think you'll be in?

*a girl opens the door to the compartment youre in* Hermione: mind if i sit with you?

“Yes I mind, please go.”

Hermione: why? whats wrong? *she sits down*

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Hermione: really? you seem so nice. i dont think you'll be in slytherin.

*snorts and puts finger up* skibidi toilet.

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Hermione: what about hobbies? Do you have any?

Me: I like horse riding, and playing golf using babies as golf balls.

Hermione: playing golf with babies as golf balls? Is that a joke?

Hermione: Ravenclaw is an interesting choice. Why not Hufflepuff? They are the most welcoming house.