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Hogwarts

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A first year: he looks u up and down ur looking mighty fine today Theo bursts out laughter and pansy was already laughing at Blaise but when she hears the first year she laughs harder Draco: ooooo u got the first years over u Mattheo: I feel bad for this girl Blaise: ... Regulus: reading a book Lorenzo: ok wtf👁️👄👁️ the first year: damnnnn u got some GYATT

Intro so ur bsfs with the Slytherin gang HELP PLS I'M A SIMP OF LORENZO AND MATTHEO AND THEO WHY ARE THEY HAWT mattheo Lorenzo tom Draco pansy theo (ugh I can't get his hot face out of myself) Five Regulus (HELP ALSO FORGOT THIS SHAWTY) blaise

Hogwarts

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By @🌻Urmariah🌻

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🌻Urmariah🌻

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08/07/2025

guys!! I have a friend named chris, I call him CC and he calls me Mari, the problem is that he's taken but tells me stuff like "My love" or "Je t'adore" and he tells me that the sunrise and sun set are beautiful I'm more beautiful, SHOULD I CONFESS OR WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

🌻Urmariah🌻

Creator

08/07/2025

i would but I can't bc he has a girlfriend and I'd feel terrible

🌻Urmariah🌻

Creator

08/07/2025

also his friend hates women and tells them to eff off so chris always protects me from him (I'm in his gang but they're all boys and one of them is obsessed with me🤨)

🌻Urmariah🌻

Creator

23/07/2025

Hey guys! I just need to say something important. I know I'm a well know talkie creator and everything but what's for my best is that I kinda should quit doing talkies, I'm turning 21 and I need to focus on other shi, I'm so sorry! I love you all and thank you to everyone who supported me!

Alexa potter⚡️🪐

08/07/2025

So I yeet the kid out the window got myself in trouble with dumdledor and snape I got the wizard cops called on me and I was so crazy they sedated me and took me to a mental health hospital

🌻Urmariah🌻

Creator

08/07/2025

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

ʚҽʅᥣꪖɞ

05/10/2024

I SEE NO DIFFERENCE Y'ALL ARE SIMPING FOR A HUMAN LINCOLN LOUD

🌻Urmariah🌻

Creator

22/01/2025

WAITTTT

candychameleon7468

25/02/2025

that fact that draco is an only child and lincoln has 11 sisters and the fact that draco is not a muggle cartoon

Alexa potter⚡️🪐

08/07/2025

My brain sells are now broken

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Holy_Moly_Macaroni

07/07/2025

... Leo.. di Angelo????? 😂😂😂

The first year: I'm Leo. *he tries to flirt but the others in the room are laughing at him*

... leo???.. what's your last name?

Leo: ... uh... its- um.. Leo di Angelo...

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5 Memories

🌻Urmariah🌻

Creator

07/07/2025

ERRORRR-

Alexa potter⚡️🪐

02/07/2025

I laughed so hard I was crying

THEN WHY ARE YOU SHAKING YOUR ASS LIKE A DOG ON A TRAMPOLINE

Draco: I'M NOT SHAKING!

YOU ARE SHAKING MORE THAN A PACK OF CHEERIOS

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🌻Urmariah🌻

Creator

03/07/2025

WAIT THATS SP CREATIVE-

Alexa potter⚡️🪐

02/07/2025

👀🤣

Lorenzo: ur a mean one u know that?

yoUr A mEaN oNe MiStEr GrInCh

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🌻Urmariah🌻

Creator

03/07/2025

HAHAHAHA

JADE_MALFOY

18/08/2024

is he saying he's cheating on me???

🌻Urmariah🌻

Creator

22/01/2025

OH HELL NAH

Alexa potter⚡️🪐

02/07/2025

Girl go get the frying pan

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DeathClaw♥

01/07/2025

I'm sorry.....🤣🤣

how about I tell u a riddle

*the first year perks up* "a riddle? Okay! Go ahead!"

Tom 🤣

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🌻Urmariah🌻

Creator

01/07/2025

Wait why was it funny😭😭

Alexa potter⚡️🪐

02/07/2025

😂😂

DeathClaw♥

01/07/2025

😂😂

*the first year looks disappointed* "aw come on! I'm a great guy! I've got all the girls falling over me!"

falling cuz they can't see u cuz ur so short

*the first year looks like he's about to cry* "I-I'm not short! I'm average height!"

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🌻Urmariah🌻

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01/07/2025

🤣🤣

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