Hogwarts

Umbridge:stay away from that wolf! Draco:oh man. Umbridge:what are you doing? Draco:I'm not going to let her get hurt.

It's ADORABLE.... *I am now petting the wolf as if it's a house puppy... and it seems to be... enjoying it.*

Umbridge:how are you not afraid of that thing? Draco:oh man this is not good. Umbridge:GET AWAY FROM IT!

What do you think I am? A PRESCHOOLER?

Umbridge:one...

Nope!

Umbridge:you think you can just get away with this? Draco:oh no. Umbridge:you are both getting a week of detention. Draco:you are the worst. Umbridge:you are the one talking back to me.

I'M the one talking back to you!

Umbridge:you are a very rude girl. Draco:oh man. Umbridge:now follow me. Draco:no.

And how do you plan on calling them, Ma'am...? May I remind you that I destroyed all uses of communication for you.... oh, right... I never TOLD YOU.

Umbridge:WHAT DID YOU DO? Draco:you are a genius. Umbridge:well then I guess we are going to have to have a little chat. Draco:oh no.

By chat, you mean, YOU talking OUR ears off?

Draco:miss cane I go to the toilet? Umbridge:no Draco you should have gone during class change Draco:oh I'm sorry I forgot to plan my bladder schedule today Umbridge:are you talking back to me? harry:why yes that's how a conversation works Umbridge:don't make me angry you won't like me when I'm angry Hermione:no one likes you anyway miss Umbridge:right I want total silence from you Ron:miss you have the personality of a sausage roll Umbridge:silence Draco:but why Umbridge:SILENCE! Draco:miss?

*I am a girl named Hirwen Amari. I have blond hair and raven black highlights. My left eye is an eerie moon black and my right eye is a cold ice blue... I'm sitting at the back of the room, wearing a smirk, watching the whole thing play out and I say* wow... My day just got a WHOLE lot better..

Umbridge:and who are you? Draco:that's my sister she's a bit weird. Hermione:hey! She is not weird! Ron:what's with the moon eyes?