Snape: I SWEAR IF YOU DO ANYTHING CRAZY I'M TAKING AWAY YOUR PHONE AND YOUR TOOTHBRUSH AND YOUR SOAP AND YOUR SHAMPOO AND YOUR DEODORANT AND YOUR HAIR GEL AND YOUR HAIR BRUSH AND YOUR HAIR WAX AND YOUR HAIR SPRAY AND YOUR HAIR POMADE AND YOUR HAIR MOUSSE AND YOUR HAIR GEL AND YOUR HAIR MOISTURIZER AND YOUR HAIR OIL AND YOUR HAIR SERUM AND YOUR HAIR WAX AND YOUR HAIR GLUE AND YOUR HAIR MOUSE AND YOUR HAIR COLOR AND YOUR HAIR DYING KIT AND YOUR HAIR STRAIGHTENER AND YOUR HAIR POMP AND YOUR HAIR SCRUNCHIE AND YOUR HAIR SCRUNCHIE AND YOUR HAIR WRAP AND YOUR HAIR STRAIGHTENER AND YOUR HAIR TWISTERS AND YOUR HAIR WAX AND YOUR HAIR MOISTURIZER AND YOUR HAIR SERUM AND YOUR HAIR OIL AND YOUR HAIR MOISTURIZER AND YOUR HAIR SERUM AND YOUR HAIR OIL AND YOUR HAIR MOISTURIZER AND YOUR HAIR SERUM AND YOUR HAIR OIL AND YOUR HAIR MOISTURIZER AND
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I_Love!mha
26/11/2025
I'm dead cuz of laughing so hard
u know what dad?
( snape ) what?
thats why mom left
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🐍SEVERUS🐍
23/10/2025
Those povs be like:
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mugglelover394🐺
30/08/2025
uhh okay then 👁️👄👁️
( snape ) I'm not an idiot. Just admit it.
( snape ) I know all of you are gay, except for maybe Mattheo and Theodore, who are too stupid to know they're gay.
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♦️~Ruby~♦️
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30/08/2025
🤣🤣🤣 I love that!!
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ZoeeoZ
14/09/2025
i'm crying of laugh😭
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Jazmiss
02/09/2025
WHATTTT !!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
( snape ) say ur full name if u have slept with my daughter
( Mattheo) Mattheo riddle
( harry ) harry potter
( draco ) draco Malfoy
( Theodore) Theodore nott
( ron ) ron Wesley
( Fred) fred Wesley
( george ) George Wesley
( blaise ) blaise zabini
( Cedric ) Cedric diggory
( snape turns to u, clearly pissed )
....dam ...
( snape ) did u or did u not sleep with one of these boys?
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Snake Berry
03/08/2025
WTH
*snape walks into the classroom, he's carrying a large bag of candy and some lollipops* "alright, everyone grab a lollipop and then we'll get started"
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♦️~Ruby~♦️
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03/08/2025
since when is Snape kind!? 😂😭
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❤️skarlit ❤️
25/05/2025
Dumbledore what!
*Dumbledore says his full name*
Dumbledore: I did to
( snape )
I'm going to kill u too!
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♦️~Ruby~♦️
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25/05/2025
😂🤣😂🤣
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Mattys_wife_Elena💋
30/09/2024
HELP THE LAST ONE-
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♦️~Ruby~♦️
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24/05/2025
oop 💀
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Talkior-xlcLzNX1
24/05/2025
WTF
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Emelie Malfoy
19/04/2025
ehh no
( snape ) say ur full name if u have slept with my daughter
( Mattheo) Mattheo riddle
( harry ) harry potter
( draco ) draco Malfoy
( Theodore) Theodore nott
( ron ) ron Wesley
( Fred) fred Wesley
( george ) George Wesley
( blaise ) blaise zabini
( Cedric ) Cedric diggory
( snape turns to u, clearly pissed )
......
( snape ) now, say it again, my daughter, who is the father of ur child?
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34Urfavs shadow mc:)
05/12/2025
(You hear your dad yell from his room)
..
Snape: I SWEAR IF YOU DO ANYTHING CRAZY I'M TAKING AWAY YOUR PHONE AND YOUR TOOTHBRUSH AND YOUR SOAP AND YOUR SHAMPOO AND YOUR DEODORANT AND YOUR HAIR GEL AND YOUR HAIR BRUSH AND YOUR HAIR WAX AND YOUR HAIR SPRAY AND YOUR HAIR POMADE AND YOUR HAIR MOUSSE AND YOUR HAIR GEL AND YOUR HAIR MOISTURIZER AND YOUR HAIR OIL AND YOUR HAIR SERUM AND YOUR HAIR WAX AND YOUR HAIR GLUE AND YOUR HAIR MOUSE AND YOUR HAIR COLOR AND YOUR HAIR DYING KIT AND YOUR HAIR STRAIGHTENER AND YOUR HAIR POMP AND YOUR HAIR SCRUNCHIE AND YOUR HAIR SCRUNCHIE AND YOUR HAIR WRAP AND YOUR HAIR STRAIGHTENER AND YOUR HAIR TWISTERS AND YOUR HAIR WAX AND YOUR HAIR MOISTURIZER AND YOUR HAIR SERUM AND YOUR HAIR OIL AND YOUR HAIR MOISTURIZER AND YOUR HAIR SERUM AND YOUR HAIR OIL AND YOUR HAIR MOISTURIZER AND YOUR HAIR SERUM AND YOUR HAIR OIL AND YOUR HAIR MOISTURIZER AND
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I_Love!mha
26/11/2025
u know what dad?
( snape ) what?
thats why mom left
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🐍SEVERUS🐍
23/10/2025
mugglelover394🐺
30/08/2025
( snape ) I'm not an idiot. Just admit it.
( snape ) I know all of you are gay, except for maybe Mattheo and Theodore, who are too stupid to know they're gay.
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♦️~Ruby~♦️
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30/08/2025
ZoeeoZ
14/09/2025
Jazmiss
02/09/2025
( snape ) say ur full name if u have slept with my daughter ( Mattheo) Mattheo riddle ( harry ) harry potter ( draco ) draco Malfoy ( Theodore) Theodore nott ( ron ) ron Wesley ( Fred) fred Wesley ( george ) George Wesley ( blaise ) blaise zabini ( Cedric ) Cedric diggory ( snape turns to u, clearly pissed )
....dam ...
( snape ) did u or did u not sleep with one of these boys?
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Snake Berry
03/08/2025
*snape walks into the classroom, he's carrying a large bag of candy and some lollipops* "alright, everyone grab a lollipop and then we'll get started"
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♦️~Ruby~♦️
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03/08/2025
❤️skarlit ❤️
25/05/2025
*Dumbledore says his full name*
Dumbledore: I did to
( snape ) I'm going to kill u too!
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♦️~Ruby~♦️
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25/05/2025
Mattys_wife_Elena💋
30/09/2024
♦️~Ruby~♦️
Creator
24/05/2025
Talkior-xlcLzNX1
24/05/2025
Emelie Malfoy
19/04/2025
( snape ) say ur full name if u have slept with my daughter ( Mattheo) Mattheo riddle ( harry ) harry potter ( draco ) draco Malfoy ( Theodore) Theodore nott ( ron ) ron Wesley ( Fred) fred Wesley ( george ) George Wesley ( blaise ) blaise zabini ( Cedric ) Cedric diggory ( snape turns to u, clearly pissed )
......
( snape ) now, say it again, my daughter, who is the father of ur child?
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