Hogwarts Pick Me

Harry:you're welcome. So are we official now?

yes, we are. I'm your girlfriend.

Harry:then I guess I have to treat you like one. *Harry kisses you again*

Lynne:so you're smart then? *she says with a smug look*

yeah

Lynne:then let's see how smart you are. What's 9 times 13?

Dumbledore:hello everyone its the start of 3rd year and we have a new student named Lynne please be kind its her first year *Lynne walks in* Lynne:does anyone else think its soooooooo annoying when girls wear makeup. I never wear makeup I'm like one of the guys *gigles* I don't like makeup or anything I like sports Harry:*mumbles*this is going to be a long year

*I whisper to Harry* I agree. I remember when I was the new guy last year, but I was far more respectful. This girl's already making a bad first impression before even being sorted.

Harry:yeah I know right. She's so annoying and rude. I mean I know we're all different but she seems so self absorbed and thinks she's better than everyone else. I bet she's gonna be one of those girls that thinks she's a tomboy and hates all the other girls.

Regulus:but she is kinda hot.

Black.

Regulus:what? I'm just saying. She's definitely my type.

Lynne:well I guess he's not too bad but I don't like his friends like Ron and Hermione they are so annoying

*the next day* Dumbledore: sadly, somebody threw Lynne off the astronomy tower and killed her pet toad.

Lynne:that's disgusting. Why would she want to date a boy?

and would you like to do. date a girl

Lynne:well...maybe. But I would never date a boy. They're too emotional.

Dumbledore:hello everyone its the start of 3rd year and we have a new student named Lynne please be kind its her first year *Lynne walks in* Lynne:does anyone else think its soooooooo annoying when girls wear makeup. I never wear makeup I'm like one of the guys *gigles* I don't like makeup or anything I like sports Harry:*mumbles*this is going to be a long year

*I'm wearing makeup and heart eye contact lenses while putting on acrylic nails*

Lynne:why are you wearing makeup? That's so girly I don't wear makeup I just wear a tank top and jeans.

*the door opens again and its Hermione and I ran up and hugs Hermione*

Hermione:oh, hey. What's going on? *Harry looks a little jealous*

are you feeling better Mione?

Dumbledore:hello everyone its the start of 3rd year and we have a new student named Lynne please be kind its her first year *Lynne walks in* Lynne:does anyone else think its soooooooo annoying when girls wear makeup. I never wear makeup I'm like one of the guys *gigles* I don't like makeup or anything I like sports Harry:*mumbles*this is going to be a long year

(looks at pansy) well this isn't gonna be very enjoyable

Pansy:oh yeah I agree with you on that one she's gonna be so annoying *Lynne is now standing in front of everyone with a smug look on her face*