Hogwarts staff

Slughorn: well, you're the most feminine one here, so you're the mom.

Snape: I’m not feminine!

Slughorn: oh please, you wear all black, your voice is a bit high pitched, and you're always so proper. You're definitely the mom.

horace slughorn: Aw we're like a big happy family! and im the dad, and Severus is the mom- Severus snape: why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here? Albus Dumbledore: their probably, thinking I'm like the son, but im not- I'll be the gay emo cousin.- filius Flitwick : I will be the son, the hot shot whose only dream is to be a star- alastor moody: I feel like I'd be a fresh outta jail uncle- minerva McGonagall: and I'm the sassy aunt- who talks shit about everyone-

Snape: how did this escalate so much-

Slughorn: this is what happens when you invite the staff to a family reunion. Dumbledore: we are all supposed to be mature adults here-