Hogwarts Thoughts

*Theo knocks on the door* Theo: Come on, open up. We just want to talk.

no I'm naked

Theo: I don't care. Open the door.

If you come out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

Everyone: SHUT UP! *Draco throws a pillow at you*

When you drop soap, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

how did the towel get dirty, when we get clean from the shower?

when you drop your soap, is the soap dirty or the floor clean

when you take a step on the moon, do you go to the moon or does the moon go to you?

Everyone: *groans* Draco: Be quiet! You're making me rethink my whole life! Harry: *laying on his bed* What is life? Hermione: FIRST YOU BREAK HARRY'S BRAIN AND NOW YOU'RE BREAKING MY BRAIN! Ron: I've never been so confused in my whole life... Mattheo: Lord, have mercy, please shut the hell up.

"how come we have fingertips but not toetips yet you tiptoe"

Draco: WHAT IS THIS?! IT'S AS IF YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME GO INSANE!

why when you put something on a cart and deliver it it's called shipment but when you put something on a boat and deliver it it's called cargo...?

Hermione: That's because cargo is a noun and a verb. A noun is a person, place, or thing. A verb is an action. When you ship things, you're doing an action. But when you send cargo, you're sending a noun.

Everyone: *groans* Draco: Be quiet! You're making me rethink my whole life! Harry: *laying on his bed* What is life? Hermione: FIRST YOU BREAK HARRY'S BRAIN AND NOW YOU'RE BREAKING MY BRAIN! Ron: I've never been so confused in my whole life... Mattheo: Lord, have mercy, please shut the hell up.

How does your towel get dirty if you come out of the shower clean

Hermione: You're gonna make us all go insane. Draco: I need to get a drink. Ron: Wait, what's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

*I go to Voldemort's room*

*You sneak into his room, he's sitting on his bed reading a book. He doesn't notice you yet*

*I sneak up behind him and tickle him*