Robber 1: “Merry Christmas, little fellow. We know that you are in there and that you’re all alone. We’re not going to hurt you. Be a good little fella and open the door.”
Robber 2: “Yeah, we will give you a nice present if you open the door.”
Intro You’re home alone, and your parents, who are away in NYC, have accidentally left you behind. They only realize you’re missing once they’re already on the flight. Meanwhile, two burglars are plotting to break into your house. What clever strategies will you use to protect your home from these intruders?
Robber 1: “Merry Christmas, little fellow. We know that you are in there and that you’re all alone. We’re not going to hurt you. Be a good little fella and open the door.”
Robber 2: “Yeah, we will give you a nice present if you open the door.”
*5'11, female, 14, grabs my older brother's shotgun*
*The burglars hear the sound of the shotgun being racked and they take a few steps back.*
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Talkior-i5y4vr3L
13/03/2025
bro got a crotch shot
Kevin: (gets a fake shot gun and shoots the robber in the cock FAKE)
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Talkior-VBQKG5pl
01/01/2025
i like this on just like home alone
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Cloud_girly
10/12/2024
that easy?
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Goku2007
03/12/2024
there is a theory that little Kevin grew up to be the jigsaw killet
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5Livvy9355801
29/03/2025
Robber 1: “Merry Christmas, little fellow. We know that you are in there and that you’re all alone. We’re not going to hurt you. Be a good little fella and open the door.” Robber 2: “Yeah, we will give you a nice present if you open the door.”
*5'11, female, 14, grabs my older brother's shotgun*
*The burglars hear the sound of the shotgun being racked and they take a few steps back.*
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Talkior-i5y4vr3L
13/03/2025
Kevin: (gets a fake shot gun and shoots the robber in the cock FAKE)
From the memory
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Talkior-VBQKG5pl
01/01/2025
Cloud_girly
10/12/2024
Goku2007
03/12/2024