Horror noob

Jerry:*slaps noobs bum*

*noob screams in pain and runs away*

*eats his bum*

*throws a nuke at you*

*throws atomic bomb at you*

*the nuke explodes* oh shi- *dies*

Aishi (AKA me): *casually blasting lonely lonely I guess I'm lonely on the radio at full volume and dancing to distract evil horror noob or smth imma js call him noob* "LONELY LONELYYY~ I GUESS I'M LONELYYYY~ *Russian lyrics here since I'm too lazy to type*~~ LONELY LONELY, I GUESS I'M LONELY!~ ТЫ ВЕНЕРА, Я ЗЕМЛЯ, ЕВА Я ЛЮБИЛА ТЕБЯЯЯЯ-"

Aishi: *has a rose in my mouth now* "OH noooooooo it's SUUUUCH a shame to be single this alone dark scary night! Oh how I for sure would hope a very beautiful person named noob would come and save me form this loneliness.." *trying to distract noob*

Evil noob: how dare you! I am the evil noob! The most feared creature in the internet. And you compare me to some pony show?

girl you look like mlp infections aus

domain expansion: infinity void *he gets frozen*

lapse blue reversal red combined technechs make purple imaginary technech hollow purple *summens a purple orb and it kills noob*