*A few minutes later, the classroom door creaks open* Professor Umbridge waddles in, her pink cardigan radiating false cheer *her eyes narrow as they sweep across the room, landing on the lone figure with books* Well, well. What do we have here? *her voice is sickly sweet* A student actually reading? How... unusual for Slytherin.
*tenses up* just... studying professor
*smiles coldly* Studying? How quaint.
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Hanqoukkazzz
11/08/2026
I was drunk and Ron called me a GIT. How gobsmackingly RUUDEEE
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>>_Earth_<<
27/01/2026
WHATTTT- 😭🙏
*screams*
*McGonagall appears* Mr. Potter! Language! *her lips thin* Another week.
What did i say-
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katherine bitch
28/02/2026
Crazy
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¡CYN!
10/08/2026
#googlecallsherfairandgooglelied
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Toro! 😝
02/07/2026
Ronald keeps calling me a mad Scotsman 😭
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Toro! 😝
01/07/2026
This week on Reasons I Do NOT Like Malfoy: He's a complete and utter fkface.
*Draco lowers his wand, his face turning pale* How do you know about the Unforgivable Curses?
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✮𖤐>>🌎Earth🌎<<𖤐✮
13/02/2026
WHY DID I SAY THAT..
*jerks his arm free* At least my dad didn't join wizard Hitler. *shoves past him* Move or I'll move you.
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katherine bitch
28/02/2026
Lol
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Will woods big fan
21/04/2026
That’s you?
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Toro! 😝
30/06/2026
Me reading these replies as a non-n@z1 mexican:
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~Eleven~🧇
25/03/2026
nahhhh more like you Bruv😭 sorry to say but it was u😭
*Draco leans closer, smirking* You know, I heard about that new first year... Zacharias Smith. Thinks he's hot stuff because his family has money. *crosses arms* Father says we need to keep an eye on him. Make sure he understands his place.
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🏹🐸Arrow🐸🏹
31/05/2026
maybe his family is scared of competition in being the most smug family??
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✮𖤐>>🌎Earth🌎<<𖤐✮
27/01/2026
nah bro Draco said "My father will hear abt this, Potter"
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21/09/2026
*A few minutes later, the classroom door creaks open* Professor Umbridge waddles in, her pink cardigan radiating false cheer *her eyes narrow as they sweep across the room, landing on the lone figure with books* Well, well. What do we have here? *her voice is sickly sweet* A student actually reading? How... unusual for Slytherin.
*tenses up* just... studying professor
*smiles coldly* Studying? How quaint.
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11/08/2026
>>_Earth_<<
27/01/2026
*screams*
*McGonagall appears* Mr. Potter! Language! *her lips thin* Another week.
What did i say-
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katherine bitch
28/02/2026
¡CYN!
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Toro! 😝
02/07/2026
Toro! 😝
01/07/2026
*Draco lowers his wand, his face turning pale* How do you know about the Unforgivable Curses?
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✮𖤐>>🌎Earth🌎<<𖤐✮
13/02/2026
*jerks his arm free* At least my dad didn't join wizard Hitler. *shoves past him* Move or I'll move you.
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28/02/2026
Will woods big fan
21/04/2026
Toro! 😝
30/06/2026
~Eleven~🧇
25/03/2026
*Draco leans closer, smirking* You know, I heard about that new first year... Zacharias Smith. Thinks he's hot stuff because his family has money. *crosses arms* Father says we need to keep an eye on him. Make sure he understands his place.
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✮𖤐>>🌎Earth🌎<<𖤐✮
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