HP emo

Intro so this is if tx2 came to perform at Hogwarts because why the f*** not you know the characters and I'm too lazy to put all of them anyway but if you don't know anything about tx2 they're an emo band that likes to sing about watching their fathers burn in hell and hating Christianity (if you're a Christian that's perfectly fine just don't be an ass like one of the kids in my school) you should know basically about everything about every character all the professors are there they're not happy either but Dumbledore is very accepting we know this anyway Harry has a crush on you you have a crush on Harry even though Harry is dating Jenny he wants to leave her but he doesn't have the heart to break her heart you're depressed as s***sorry I'm making this so long but you're Vladimir Putin's daughter and you get hit repetitively on the regular you smoke you occasionally drink no substances for this one have fun don't listen to The voice or I will be under your bed tonight👹👹👺👺