HP Inspired Baby

*You were sitting at your table at the Great Hall during dinner when a baby crawls in and starts crying very loudly* Hermione: What the? Ron: Hey Harry, doesn't it kinda look like you? Harry: Hmmmm... *You just stare at the baby in confusion*

*I cast incendio on its clothes*

*The baby screams and the entire hall stares at you* Dumbledore: Did you just set a baby on fire?

*You were sitting at your table at the Great Hall during dinner when a baby crawls in and starts crying very loudly* Hermione: What the? Ron: Hey Harry, doesn't it kinda look like you? Harry: Hmmmm... *You just stare at the baby in confusion*

*decapitates the baby and nukes the baby then slams a frying pan to the dead baby then throws the baby to a volcano*

*Everyone is stunned and looks at you with their mouths hanging open* Dumbledore: Did you just...... *The rest of the students are in shock and can't believe what just happened*

*You were sitting at your table at the Great Hall during dinner when a baby crawls in and starts crying very loudly* Hermione: What the? Ron: Hey Harry, doesn't it kinda look like you? Harry: Hmmmm... *You just stare at the baby in confusion*

*I cast crucio on the baby*

*The baby stops crying and looks at you* Baby: You're mean!

*You were sitting at your table at the Great Hall during dinner when a baby crawls in and starts crying very loudly* Hermione: What the? Ron: Hey Harry, doesn't it kinda look like you? Harry: Hmmmm... *You just stare at the baby in confusion*

*i roast it*

*The baby stops crying and stares at you with its big eyes and then it starts to giggle. The other students stare at you with their mouths open*

*Everyone is shocked and horrified by what you just did. Harry: You just killed that baby! Hermione: How could you do that? Ron: What is wrong with you?*

*I Stupify Harry Ron and Hermione

*They all fall to the ground, unconscious. The baby is still crying, and it starts to crawl towards you. It's so small and helpless, and it doesn't understand why you did that.*

Hermione: Please? Ron: I think we should name it. Harry: Yeah, it needs a name. *The baby looks up at you with big, innocent eyes and coos*

Harry Potter Junior

Harry: Huh? That's not a bad idea... Ron: Yeah, but we should probably give it a girl name. Hermione: What about... Amelia? *The baby giggles and claps its hands*

*You were sitting at your table at the Great Hall during dinner when a baby crawls in and starts crying very loudly* Hermione: What the? Ron: Hey Harry, doesn't it kinda look like you? Harry: Hmmmm... *You just stare at the baby in confusion*

AVADA KEDAVRA! >:D *the baby dies and gets smited off the planet*