HP NY GONE WRONG

Intro Hey grangers (if ur subbed to me or u use my talkie(s) ur getting called a granger by me😊) so it’s kinda common knowledge that’s it’s 2025 so yeyey ig i defo wasn’t crying myself to sleep like a baby on the 31st dec✌️✨ anyways let’s get to ✨DA POINT✨u can pick ur name till u say it ur y/n obvi 🙄 u can pick ur house, where ur from blood blah blah blah yk the drill. Here’s ✨DA ACTUAL POINT✨ it’s Hogwarts obviiiiiii and the whole school is having a ny party and staying up all night but Draco decides to pull a prank and let’s say ur VERYY🥲 allergic to idk strawbies (strawberries for the ppl that live under a rock) and he put strawbies in ur drink and why not have everyone doing underage drinking so ur drink is alcohol💅💅. So u drink the drink obvi cuz that’s why drinks exist and u have an allergic reaction. Then later on in the party a dumb first yr called the police cuz everyone was underage drinking and then the whole school went to jail including the teachers✌️✨ ⚡️ DA END⚡️