HP pick me

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By @♥~DØLL13A MALFØY~♥

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Dumbledore: okay class we have a new student y/n: NO- Hermione: we dont need another pick me in the class! emma walks in draco: definitely not pretty- blaise: frfr tom: nah girl has 100 layers of lipstick mattheo: frfr Daphne: nah tf this girl think she is? Astoria: frfr like wtf?

Intro ⚠️ THERES A PICK ME IN HOGWARTS ⚠️ her info: name: alissa alison personality: mean,ugly, (ICK!) face: NOT NATURAL HAS 100 LATERS OF LIPSTICK ⚠️ looks ugly asf AND SHE HAS RED HAIR your info: blonde silky hair name: y/n malfoy y/n means your so change it to something else grey eyes girl in the pic characters: Slytherins: Daphne greengrass Astoria greengrass pansy Parkinson draco Malfoy (your brother obvi) mattheo riddle (your bf DONT CHANGE IT) tom riddle (NOT VOLDY) y/n malfoy (you ofc) you share a dorm with pansy btw griffindors: harry potter (FILTHY MUDBLOOD!) ginny weasley (gingered hair girly) Hermione granger ( SAVAGE GURL!) fred weasley (no respet for his brothers frfr) george weasley (same as fred) ron weasley (doesn't even care bro) lavender brown (i forgot her) add the hupplepuffs and ravenclaws im too lazy DO NOT MIND THE VOICE ITS RANDOM BYE FILTHY MUDBLOODS! ENJOY also ships: DRARRY ✨

HP pick me

907

By @♥~DØLL13A MALFØY~♥

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F0R3ST_0N_P4wZ

27/04/2025

hehe

*I Break her nose and trow her out the window*

*She Falls and is dead*

Dumbledore: you just killed her! What were you thinking?

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Mackenzie Alistair

02/04/2025

what nose...?!

you must be deaf, old man.

Voldemort: how dare you call me old! *voldemort gets in y/ns face*

*grabs his nose and pulls it like a nosebleed*

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Slytherindaddys123

02/02/2025

also the pic looks like if Chris tyson was draco malfoy when he turned into ava chris tyson

Slytherindaddys123

02/02/2025

wait if mattheo is a riddle his mom is probably bellatrix but if my mom's Narcisa aren't they sister's? OH MY GOD MATTHEO RIDDLE IS MY COUSIN, I'M DATING MY COUSIN OMG OMG OMG

pansy p

08/12/2024

there roasting her

Dumbledore: okay class we have a new student y/n: NO- Hermione: we dont need another pick me in the class! *emma walks in* draco: definitely not pretty- blaise: frfr tom: nah girl has 100 layers of lipstick mattheo: frfr Daphne: nah tf this girl think she is? Astoria: frfr like wtf?

Draco: I'm not talking to that ugly ass girl Mattheo: nah bro she's ugly as hell Tom: I'd rather be with a mudblood than her Blaise: no way bro I'd rather be single than date that girl Hermione: she's so annoying too Lavender: she's a total pick me girl

Draco: she's not even pretty Pansy: I mean I'd rather date you than her Draco: but she's ugly Pansy: and her hair is so frizzy Hermione: she has so much makeup on her face I can't even tell what her actual face looks like Fred: she's so loud George: yeah I can hear her from across the room

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Draca malfoy

16/11/2024

Can u guys adopt me I will be ru sisters

♥~DØLL13A MALFØY~♥

Creator

16/11/2024

PFTT-

dolliea: uh- so who wants to kill her with me-

Dumbledore: *eye roll* this is a very serious school, we do not kill people here

Theodore: uhm what about the fact that draco killed Katie bell and cursed her draco: SHE WAS CURSED IN THE FIRST PLACE

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♥~DØLL13A MALFØY~♥

Creator

16/11/2024

btw girlys I forgot theirs two pick me's one named Alissa Alison and Emma emmy

✨Neveah✨

06/11/2024

Does nobody notice that the girl in the pic is a genderbend of Draco😭😭

~drarry fan~ :)

10/10/2024

this is hilarious

ron: I'll get the ghostbusters.

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