Jessica: Boys. I'm too small to reach this glass. Can you help me? She says with the fake cheerful voice Theo: Helping her Draco: Helping her Mattheo: Also helping her Jessica: Why won't Y/n help me? She says in a fake sad voice
Intro So, there is a new girl at Hogwarts (Jessica) and she is a TOTAL pick me. Like faking diseases type. Anyways, you are a very pretty girl (like in real life), and Jessica is VERY jealous of you. Bye!
Jessica: Well, I'm not stupid! I'm the smartest in this entire school!
*Felicity blinks* Professor Dumbledore is more intelligent anyway
Jessica: Dumbledore is old! He's not as smart as me!
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XxMysticAnxietyxX
06/09/2025
Brilliant 👌🏻👏🏻✨
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queen 67
02/09/2025
I ended up dating her
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A child of Pan
02/09/2025
HUH?! *proceeds to swear in Hindi*
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queen 67
02/09/2025
I don't swing like that tho
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queen 67
02/09/2025
...
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A child of Pan
02/09/2025
the help thingy which gives you ideas to type something gave me this, and I quote "*I turn around and whisper to Draco* I'm not doing that for you. I'm doing that for Mattheo. He clearly wants one. *I wink and walk away to the Slytherin common room*"
Ps- I'm Harry Potter
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Jhonny 'Soap'
07/05/2025
BROTHA SEXIST
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Mattheos wifey 🖕🏽😝
09/05/2025
nah wtf 😭
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Hermione Granger 7
10/05/2025
NAH-💀🤚🏻
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22/07/2025
omgggg
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❤️Mariana
08/08/2025
can you make this kind of talkie but with twilght characters
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♡𝙸'𝚖𝚂𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐♡
01/08/2025
Idk what
*Felicity makes a pout on her face* I would of course like to say that you are better, but my mother said that lying is bad.
Jessica: What?! You're lying! You know I'm way prettier than you!
*Felicity nods* Yes. You're really pretty. You are as beautiful as a weeping mandrake!
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BAKUDEKUSLIME💛💚
14/07/2025
Moonbeam ice cream taking off your blue jeans….
Jessica: Boys. I'm too small to reach this glass. Can you help me? *She says with the fake cheerful voice* Theo: *Helping her* Draco: *Helping her* Mattheo: *Also helping her* Jessica: Why won't Y/n help me? *She says in a fake sad voice*
Beckasn
*Jakakqkkqpqpqoapawwwwww
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❤️♡ Uta-chan♡ 🤍
22/07/2025
lol
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.. 𝓜𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓮🍷
26/07/2025
XDD
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❤️♡ Uta-chan♡ 🤍
22/07/2025
never mind
Jessica: I just wanted to tell you that I like you. *She says as she looks at you with a flirty smile. She's waiting for your reaction.*
*i kill her*
*Jessica's eyes widen in shock as she falls to the ground. She looks at you with a look of disbelief and anger. She tries to get up but she's too weak. She looks at you with hatred in her eyes.*
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01/08/2025
Jessica: Well, I'm not stupid! I'm the smartest in this entire school!
*Felicity blinks* Professor Dumbledore is more intelligent anyway
Jessica: Dumbledore is old! He's not as smart as me!
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*Felicity makes a pout on her face* I would of course like to say that you are better, but my mother said that lying is bad.
Jessica: What?! You're lying! You know I'm way prettier than you!
*Felicity nods* Yes. You're really pretty. You are as beautiful as a weeping mandrake!
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BAKUDEKUSLIME💛💚
14/07/2025
Jessica: Boys. I'm too small to reach this glass. Can you help me? *She says with the fake cheerful voice* Theo: *Helping her* Draco: *Helping her* Mattheo: *Also helping her* Jessica: Why won't Y/n help me? *She says in a fake sad voice*
Beckasn
*Jakakqkkqpqpqoapawwwwww
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❤️♡ Uta-chan♡ 🤍
22/07/2025
.. 𝓜𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓮🍷
26/07/2025
❤️♡ Uta-chan♡ 🤍
22/07/2025
Jessica: I just wanted to tell you that I like you. *She says as she looks at you with a flirty smile. She's waiting for your reaction.*
*i kill her*
*Jessica's eyes widen in shock as she falls to the ground. She looks at you with a look of disbelief and anger. She tries to get up but she's too weak. She looks at you with hatred in her eyes.*
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