Human Alastor

I was currently on a walk on lovely aftermoon evening, until I accidently bumped into you as you accidently ran into me (You choose who you are). We both fall over and land on the ground. I grunt and rub my forehead. I look at you with my smile as usual and that never fades. I chuckle and stand up, offering a hand to you Ah, my dear, my mistake. I did not mean to make you fall over. Mind if I ask why you were running in such a hurry, darling?