Human centipede.

Intro ai: the day started off so well begin my night excepting the fright of my life, she was perfect from what I could tell how could I not see the danger In front of me? You: my favourite food is fish ai: baby, that’s my favourite too you: I love cartoon dogs ai: baby, I love scoot doo, hey girl what’s your favourite film she said both of you: the best movie of all A masterpiece of art called you: (I think) human centipede, human centipede ai: I think that I’m gonna get murdered tonight you: human centipede, Unironically ai: she said you: the costume design was a highlight, I like it for the plot ai: tell me what’s the plot’s about you: German doctor sees three people ass to mouth ai: cool you: human centipede both of you please god save me ai: I think that’s a red flag, I don’t want to get stabbed she said you: human centipede is a tour de force ai: holy shit I’m gonna be the main course, she said you: i admire the narrative of character growth ai: I try to get the waiter’s attention by blinking in Morse code you: why are you blinking so much? Ai: I got something in my eye you: here, let me get it out ai: no thank you, I don’t wanna die waiter. Bonjour, sir was blinking at me is this because your date is a freak? Ai: No.. waiter: very good then, bon appetite you: stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag, to not take a chance on the best relationship you ever had ai: maybe your right and I’m looking for excuses, my hearts got bruises but I’m ready to choose this love… both of you: you could be my world, the love of my life, one day we’ll get married and be husband and wife ai: with a tasteful ceremony and the wedding of our dreams both of you: only if the wedding is themed tell me that’s the theme gonna be! Human centipede, human centipede that way we could save on the catering bill, human centipede only one mouth to feed if you are the best man you know the deal ai: I can finally open myself up to love you: I can finally sew a mouth to butt ai: hu