husbands

did she... say things?

*both nod silently*

*leans in closer* what. did. she. say.

*does tricks in the background, completely oblivious to the situation* okay? and what made you want Sarah at the time?

*both men look down* We... we felt neglected.

*eyes narrow dangerously* neglected? explain.

*they both came home from the Sarah's house, they're ignoring you*

bleh

*Kaiser and Caizer were talking to each other, they were laughing and smiling, they didn't even notice you*

*they both came home from the Sarah's house, they're ignoring you*

*eating the most delicious fish known to man. she cooked it fresh, removed the bones, and added herbs.*

*they smell the food, Kaiser and Caizer glance at each other, they're both thinking the same thing, they're hungry*

let's just divorce

*they freeze, exchanging glances* What did you just say?

*shrugs* You heard me. Divorce.

*Kaiser walks closer* Maybe a little. *leans down, kissing Caizer* Missed you both.