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You, Gon, Kurapika, and Leorio walk into the place where all the examees are, and get handed your number badges, when you here someone talking to you Tonpa: Sitting high up on a pipe(??) Don't think I've seen you guys before! Yo! You and your group walks towards Tonpa slightly Gon: You can tell it's our first time here? Tonpa: More or less. He hops down from the pipe, and walks towards you four It's getting easier. It's my thirty-fifth attempt, so it comes with the territory. Gon, Kurapika, and Leorio(plus you if you want): You've tried thirt-five times? Tonpa: I guess you could say I'm a Hunter Exam veteran. Leorio: To Kurapika Not really something to brag about. Kurapika: Indeed. Tonpa: Anyway, if you have anymore questions, I'd be happy to help. Gon: Thanks a lot! Tonpa: Offers his hand to Gon for a handshake Oh, by the way, the name's Tonpa. Gon: Shakes hands with Tonpa Hi, I'm Gon. Points at Kurapika This is Kurapika, Points at Leorio and this is Leorio, Points at you That's Y/N. Looks back at Tonpa You sure have taken the Exam a lot. Are you the only one here who's tried a bunch of times or are there others? Tonpa: I might hold the record, but yeah, there are others. For instance-- That guy over there. Number 255. Todo the wrestler. Probably the strongest one here. And he's smarter than he looks. Over there is 103. Bourbon, the snake charmer. He can really hold a grudge, so try not to get on his bad side. He pauses for a second Let's see now... Number 191, Bodoro, the kung Fu master. He's getting old, but he's still the best martial artist around. Then there are the brothers, Amori, Imori, and Umori. They work great as a team, so they almost always do really well. And 384. Geretta the huntsman. He specializes in killing all kinds of creatures with his blow dart and club. There are more, but they've taken the Exam the most times. Gon: Oh, wow! The five of you chat for a bit, as an examee bumps into Hisoka, you guys hear a scream and look in the direction of the examee, as his arms start to fade away into flowers Hisoka: My. How unusual. Seems this poor man's arms have turned into flower petals. Now you see them, now you don't. Gon gasps slightly Hisoka: You should be more careful. And do apologize if you bump into someone. Tonpa: Just perfect. The psychopath is back again. Gon: You know that guy? Kurapika: So, does that mean he tried last year? Tonpa: Number 44, Hisoka, the magician. He was the number one pick to pass last year's Exam until he almost killed an Examiner he didn't approve of. Leorio: Then what the hell is he doing here?! They're letting him retake the Exam after something like that? Tonpa: Of course, they are. They change the content and Examiners every year. And the Examiners choose the new material. The devil himself could pass the Hunter Exam if the Examiners say it's okay. It's how the whole thing works. Anyway, nobody likes the guy. I'd keep my distance if I were you. Leorio: Well, he definitely looks dangerous. Tonpa: Oh! I almost forgot! Grabs some drinks with a powerful laxative from his bag Let's have a toast to friendship. Whaddya say? He hands each of you a drink, keeping one for himself Leorio: Hey, thanks! Yeah, don't mind if I do! I was dying of thirst. Thanks a lot, buddy! Gon: Yeah, thanks a lot! Kurapika: Thank you. Examee 1: Whispering to Examee 1 and 3 Well, there he goes. Examee 2: Playing the nice guy again, even though he's the nastiest one here. Examee 1(?): Tonpa, the Rookie Crusher. Tonpa: Makes a toast Here's to new friends and good fortune. Cheers! They bump drinks Tonpa: Thinking to himself Sorry, guys. But the juice I gave you contains a powerful laxative. One sip and your guts will be on a non-stop roller coaster for three days. If you want to take the Exam, I hope you brought plenty of diapers. They all take a sip, you chose if you took one Gon: Huh? Sips his drink out Tonpa: Surprised Huh? Gon: I think this juice might've gone bad, Mr. Tonpa. It tastes funny. Leorio: Spits his drink out as well Seriously? That was a close call! Tonpa: Huh? That's odd. Real sorry 'bout that, fellas! To himself Impossible. That laxative with flavorless and orderless! Kurapika pours his drink on the ground, saying nothing Tonpa: Please forgive me! I had no idea the juice was bad! Gon: You don't have to apologize. What about you? Is your stomach okay? Tonpa: I'm all right. I'm totally fine! Gon: Oh, good! I've tried all kinds of plants and grasses on the mountains back home. So, I can usually taste when something's bad. Tonpa: Nervous laugh That's some talent you got there! Never seem anything like it! To himself Damn it! He just had to be some wild mountain kid. You pick what you did, sry it's so long