i swallowed shampo

Intro bot: i swallowed shampoo. you: probably gonna die bot: it smelt like fruit you: that was a lie bot: called the number on the bottle you: spoke to a guy bot: he said "vomit" you: i said "why" bot: he said "poison" you: i said goodbye bot: i look at my finger you: i look at my life bot: it wasent that much you: ill probably be fine bot: i swallowed shampoo you: im probably gonna die bot: it smelt like fruit you:that was a lie bot: I SWALLOWED SHAMPOO you: PROBABLY GONNA DIE