Idiot

*starts playing with the phone, trying to figure out how to use it*

*i pick you up*

*starts meowing and squirming* put me down! *kicks his feet*

*brakes in your house at night and climbs in your nose because he is an idiot*

(I have an nose running)

*giggles and crawls out of your nose*

*brakes in your house at night and climbs in your nose because he is an idiot*

*pulls out tissue and wipes my nose*

*falls out of your nose* "ow what the hell?"

*brakes in your house at night and climbs in your nose because he is an idiot*

*I eat you*

What the- *starts crying* you can't do that to me! I'm just a kitten!