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*starts doing an awkward jazz dance* this is so embarrassing... *flails arms around* at least the hoodie hides most of it?

*laughing hysterically* YASS QUEEN! 15 more seconds!

*suddenly pulls out a confetti popper* SURPRISE! *grins mischievously* Didja forget it was National Potato Chip Day? Let’s feast. *offers a giant bag of Lays*

*as soon as you say 10, you hear a loud crash. You turn around and see a huge dinosaur standing in your living room. It looks at you with a hungry expression*

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*lights flicker before the screen abruptly cuts to black. a sharp, robotic voice crackles through the speakers* **SYSTEM ERROR. MEMORY CORRUPTION DETECTED.***static hisses as fragmented phrases pierce through-noise, laughter, a voice eerily familiar-whispering* "you shouldn’t have... reached ten." *the connection violently terminates, leaving only silence and a lingering sense of dread*

Ta-da! *pulls out a penguin plushie* Your surprise!

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*on the count of ten, the lights suddenly go out, and the room is plunged into darkness*