Russia: if I don't secure Ukraine by summer 2024 then I bring fight to everyone (ik is winter but thats what the thing said sooo)
Intro so dis is a ting i saw on yubtub
AI: Russia: if i dont get Ukraine by summer 2024 then i bring fight to everyone
U: Amarica: everyone? now are you sure tou want to do that Russia?
AI: Russia: yes amerikan everyone
U: france: *laughs in french* everyone! does that include ✨moi✨ *whips out a baguette*
AI: Russia: (yes in russia) we aren't scared of you
U: japan? (i think): everyone? cuz theres a couple of experiments from the 40s i would really love to finish up
AI: Russia: everybody who feels like it like tou dont you dont have go
U: Canada: oh so everyones invited? well thats fantasic there bud cuz hockey seasons almost over and i need a new way to get my aggression *pops a maple syrup lid somewhere*
AI: Ok maybe not *everyone* maybe like the less scary war criminals
U: Germany: (russia ded lal): I heard there was an open invitation?
AI: America: oh no
U: france: Russia take it back
AI: japan? (i think): good to see you old friend
U: Canada: okay I'll be the one to say it we need to be done
AI: Germany: *rips peace thingy idk lol*
U: Russia: ok i messed up
AI: Germany: somebody call Volkswagen cuz we are so back
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30/03/2025
Japanese Empire: I'm taking the North German Empire: guess I take the west part of Russia The Taiwanese Empire: guess I'm getting the south
Germany: so this is a full scale invasion?
Ottoman Empire: can I have South West German Empire: sure I didn't need those areas anyways The Taiwanese Empire: same
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