Intro idk why did I made this- if you guys know @Sanichiwawa, then you know this meme, but if you don't, just search Sanichiwawa in TikTok (so I am gonna make this as Pressure version, you can be either your OC or whatever)
Shui: hey y/n, you almost forgot your phone!
you: uh- no? My phone's right here
Shui: then whose phone is this?
you: I don't know, stop grabbing random phones you see on table-
Shui: well- it was right next to you!
you: okay- not everything close to me is mine Shui.
Shui: ...... what-
you: not everything close to me is mine, that's- pretty obvious Shui...
Shui: OH MY GOD- why didn't you tell me, y/n?!
you: tell you?! This is basic common sense!
Shui: *pulls out an Xbox* then what do I do with this?
you: is that a goddamn Xbox?!
Shui: yeah, what I thought was YOUR Xbox
you: since when I have ever carried an Xbox out to lunch with me?!
Shui: ugh y/n, I don't understand why didn't you tell me
you: tell you what?! That not everything around me is not mine?!
Shui: *brings out a random child* then who's this?
you: WHA- IS THAT A WHOLE CHILD?!
Shui: yeah, your whole child!
you: since when did I have children?!
Shui: I don't know, you get around y/n
you: you're going to jail-
Shui: for what?
you: KIDN@PPING A CHILD
Shui: your child!
you: *points at the child* THAT THING'S NOT MINE!
(pls don't try the voice-)
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2Leo ˃͈◡˂͈
24/11/2024
TheSimpOfSanemi🤍💚💜
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12/02/2025