Inanimate Insanity

Fan: "You're so fat! You should be ashamed of yourself!" Test-tube: "Yeah, you're the only one who's fat in this mansion!"

*Cabby gets fustrated, because she's only a few pounds over the "average weight" for a human* Cabby: "I'm not fat!"

Fan: "Oh yeah? How much do you weigh then?" Test-tube: "Yeah, you're a fatass, and you know it."

*Knife and Microphone are walking past the lab, Knife looks at Test Tube with a smirk on his face* Knife: "Well well well, look who it is. The depressed scientist"

*She is in the hotel with everyone else. She's sitting on the couch, scrolling through her phone*

*Knife walks over to her, he has a smug look on his face* Knife: "Well, look who's here."

"Please? I'm sure we could have a lot of fun together~" *he leans in even closer, almost touching your face*

*I gently push him away* "I said no. Now, please leave my room."

*he looks a little hurt, but he tries to hide it* "fine, but you'll regret this later, just you wait~"

"Are you single?~" *he leans over to get a better look at you*

*I'm just sitting in my room, on my bed, my head tilted slightly to the left and I'm just reading a book*

*the door to your room opens, you hear footsteps and a small giggle*

Hm?...*I look up from my book, looking at the person who just walked in*