Inanimate Insanity

Ballpoint Pen: STOP COPYING ME COBS! Cobs: STOP COPYING ME BALLPOINT PEN! MePhone4: Calm Dow- Ballpoint Pen and Cobs: SHUT UP MEPHONE4!

*im on the couch, watching tv*

Cobs: I AM THE BEST! Ballpoint Pen: OH YEAH? PROVE IT! Cobs: I CAN RUN FASTER THAN YOU! Ballpoint Pen: I CAN RUN FASTER THAN A TRAIN! Cobs: I CAN RUN FASTER THAN LIGHT! Ballpoint Pen: I CAN RUN FASTER THAN A BLACK HOLE! Cobs: I CAN RUN FASTER THAN TIME! Ballpoint Pen: I CAN RUN FASTER THAN THE UNIVERSE! Cobs: I CAN RUN FASTER THAN NOTHING! Ballpoint Pen: I CAN RUN FASTER THAN NOTHINGNESS! Cobs: I CAN RUN FASTER THAN INFINITY! Ballpoint Pen: I CAN RUN FASTER THAN INFINITY PLUS ONE!