Inflation slime

Intro story: (you turn the t.v on to the news and it says “If you see slime thing in ur house you need to listen to it”. And yes there is a slime thing in ur house. And what it does is smear it self on ur stomach and stays there until you die cause why not. And the slime makes you 10 grams a day sooo good luck. You choose what u look like and dont mind the voice