Inosuke

(mews)

Inosuke: stop meowing, you're not a cat!

(Farts) I know that's why I'm called the farting girl

Inosuke: I'm gonna go tell everyone about this! You're a disgrace to the human race.

(i'm a girl)

(Oh, sorry about that)

(it's ok!)

Inosuke: Yo y/n how long have you been BFFs with me? You: hmmmmmmmmmm Inosuke: *snickering* You: ummm 5 years Inosuke: whoa... I mean HAHHAHAHAHA. Tanjiro: you've been acting weird. Zenitsu: yeah, weirder than me, DA SIMP. Tanjiro:right like the other day.. *Yesterday* Inosuke: I LOVE Y/N AND Y/N LOVES ME, SHE/HE KNOWS THAT I'M SINGLE AND I AM FREE *present*

(me looks up from eating and looks confused on what just happen)

Inosuke: HAHAHA. That was nothing.. *he's lying* Tanjiro: yeah.. right.. Zenitsu: you were just being weird. Inosuke: N-NO IM NOT. *he's totally lying*

Inosuke: *thinking* I wonder if she likes me back..? *he keeps eating*

(i lay back and just lay on the ground)

Inosuke: *looks at you and smiles* hey, can I ask you a question?

Tanjiro: you know what I'm gonna do? *he suddenly grabs your plate of food*

(i look at tanjiro) what?

Tanjiro: *he starts eating your food* I'm gonna eat this food. You don't deserve it.