ipad kid

*you and your favorite cousin alan to your room to to play video games when your ipad kid cousin go in your room, your name is Dylan* Alan: get out of the room Sam: woah big cousin your room is so cool *Sam starts touching your 10 year collection*

*shoots him with a minigun 7 times in the scull instantly killing him* don’t touch my stuff

*Alan and you hear a scream from your parents room*

POOP

Alan: that was disgusting Sam: I know, I don't want to eat that again *they both start gagging*

*they both keep gagging and start running to the bathroom* Alan: I'm gonna throw up Sam: me too, this is gross

Sam: what? I was just looking at it. *Sam grabs a toy gun and aims it at you*

*puts my hands up* Sam put that down, its not a toy its a real gun

Sam: so? It's not like I can shoot you, right? *Sam cocks it back*