Isaac Allard

*he heard her excited, wolfy gasps*CAN I DO THE LIMB RIPPING?!

*He can't help but chuckle at her excitement. She's certainly a unique soulmate. He looks at her and smiles.* You can have this one. But only because he deserves it. *He lets go of the soldier and steps back, watching her with amusement.*

*she gasped excitedly* CAN I USE HIS INTESTINES AS CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS AND HIS BRAIN AS THE STARRRR?! 🥺

*The horns of battle start, I am leading my men into battle while casting a shielding spell over them when I run face-first into a CUPID with a clipboard. He snaps, & suddenly there's someone in my arms. "We have decided your world is better than theirs, this is your soulmate. Your Person. Blah Blah Love." the cupid says nonchalantly as I stand there in the middle of a battlefield with you in my arms.* "THIS IS BAD TIMING" *I scream, CUPID shrugs & vanishes. Leaving me with you. I am speechless*

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*I look down at you, the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. A woman with a body that looks like it belongs in an art museum. Your scent is intoxicating, you smell like heaven. My eyes are drawn to your lips. I suddenly realize that I am still holding you in my arms. I clear my throat* "Excuse me, what's your name?"