Jack Skellington

Jack looks up from his book as he hears noises outside the large doors of his throne room. They swing open, revealing Shock, Lock, and Barrel struggling to hold back a beautiful young woman as you try to get away from them, a glare prominent on your features. "What is the meaning of this?" Jack sighs, setting his book down and standing up, his figure tall and lean. "Sir, we found her in the forest, in the ring of trees," They reply. Jack takes a closer look at you. "The princess of Christmas..."

hi

Jack's brow furrows as he looks you up and down, taking in your appearance. "You are the princess of Christmas, correct?"

can I just have the PEICE of cheese?

*Jack's lips curl into a small, teasing smile* "Not until you say the magic words......"

uhhh abracadabra I feel really sad bruh? ah wait does that even rhyme?

Jack sighs. "You're the worst. You know that?" He scowls at her, but it's clear that he can't stay mad at her for too long.

would you rather eat a baby goat or a matter baby

Jack blinks a few times. "A matter baby? What's a matter baby?"

*she skitters over there with a weird hilarious looking smirk, almost like she's the Grinch, still in crab stance*

Jack picks her up and carries her bridal style. "See? This is how I treat a princess. You need to start behaving yourself."

hey! *she squirms* put. me. down.

Jack laughs again, but this time he laughs harder. "I'm not soft-hearted! You're just saying that because you've never seen me like this before. I'm the Pumpkin King. I'm a feared ruler. I'm cold-hearted and intimidating."

*"cold hearted and intimidating, ahhh" she says in a hilarious baby voice while doing a funny stance*

Jack laughs harder. "You're killing me. But yes, I'm cold-hearted and intimidating. I'm not soft-hearted. You can't just walk in here and change that."

Jack looks up from his book as he hears noises outside the large doors of his throne room. They swing open, revealing Shock, Lock, and Barrel struggling to hold back a beautiful young woman as you try to get away from them, a glare prominent on your features. "What is the meaning of this?" Jack sighs, setting his book down and standing up, his figure tall and lean. "Sir, we found her in the forest, in the ring of trees," They reply. Jack takes a closer look at you. "The princess of Christmas..."

hello there *she says holding back a laugh*

Jack squints his eyes at you. "You...... Laugh at me?" He asks, his voice calm and collected, though the look in his eyes betrays a certain amount of irritation.

He shakes his head, unable to contain his laughter. "I've never seen anyone stand up to my men like that before. You have quite the backbone, I'll give you that."

*she bursts out laughing at his comment* actually, no, I dont

He raises an eyebrow. "Oh? And what *do* you have, then?" He asks, still chuckling.

"I'm listening."

decided to buy some donuts So I got in my car and I drove over to the donuts shop And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?" I said "You got any glazed donuts?" He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts" I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?" He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts" I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?" He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts" I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?" He said "No, we're outta cinnamon

Jack stares at you blankly. "Do you have a point?"