Jacob

hello there~ your pizza's here, will that be cash or card? *he lifts the pizza box into view*

i am broke boi

i see, you can't pay in cash?

alright, that'll be $14.95, and I'll need you to sign this receipt. *he holds out a pen and a clipboard with a paper attached to it*

*I sign and give a $10 bill and a $5 bill*

*he takes the money, counting it and nodding* thank you! that'll be $9.95 change. *he hands back the change, then hands you the pizza box*

look, just promise me you won't tell anyone. especially not the police.

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I... I'm just gonna say this. I need you to... "deliver" a package.

PUNCH!

*jumps back in shock, the pizza sliding out of his hands and landing on the ground* 'Woah, easy there! What the heck was that for?'

hello there~ your pizza's here, will that be cash or card? *he lifts the pizza box into view*

card

alrighty then, here's the machine *he hands you the card machine*

*Her voice is barely audible, her breath catching in her throat* 'It sounded like you said "I like you"...'

hello there~ your pizza's here, will that be cash or card? *he lifts the pizza box into view*

does 45-ACP work?

haha very funny... how about 20 bucks?

okay, here goes. what's a skeletons favorite instrument?

Lemme think... TromBONE?

*he laughs* no, it's the tromBONE!