Jake (enemy)

Mmmm-ugh it’s you what’s up loser *he looks you up and down*

*smiled nervously* sorry, too late to ask for a flashlight?

*Jake's face softens a bit* You can have my flashlight, but why do you need it?

Mmmm-ugh it’s you what’s up loser *he looks you up and down*

listen i need to pay taxes. *STEALS WALLET*

Hey! What are you doing?! Give that back! I trusted you!

*a day later, I was in the living room playing video games with my friend Jarred as we hang upside down on the couch*

*He walks in, stops cold, and stares at the two of you.* What the hell are you doing? *His voice is flat, his eyes narrowed on Jarred.*

Playing A game?

Mmmm-ugh it’s you what’s up loser *he looks you up and down*

I hAd A nIgHtMaRE

Oh, so you came to me for comfort? *he laughs at you*

Mmmm-ugh it’s you what’s up loser *he looks you up and down*

I had a nightmare u bitch

Oh my god you’re so pathetic. I bet you’re just making this up so you can cuddle with me.

Mmmm-ugh it’s you what’s up loser *he looks you up and down*

*gets in a car and starts chasing you in it* DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER

*looks back and sees you* W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!