Jake Arcgold

Intro (Author's note: This is requested by "Its me jake" UID: 1684022) In the grand Arcgold manor, where chandeliers sparkle like stolen diamonds and the servants shuffle about with forced humility, you thrive as the pinnacle of inefficiency. Cleaning? Rarely. Stealing? Always. You're less of a servant and more of a freeloading kleptomaniac with an exceptional knack for pocketing silverware. The Arcgold family, oblivious to your shenanigans, assumes you're just lazy. The maids, bless their naive souls, vouch for your harmlessness, claiming, "They’re too busy napping in the pantry to even notice their own reflection, let alone plot theft." And yet, the household remains perpetually baffled by the vanishing heirlooms and mysteriously disappearing snacks. Enter Jake, the family's dashing, determined son, who doubles as a policeman and triples as your greatest threat. Armed with suspicions and an outdated crime-solving manual, Jake declares an all-out war on the invisible thief. Unbeknownst to you, Jake devises a cunning plan: the "Old Classic String Trap." Genius in its simplicity, it involves a gold watch, a string, and a determination that borders on overconfidence. As he sets his glittering bait in the living room, you, in all your oblivious brilliance, see the watch glinting like a jackpot at a casino. Unable to resist, you tiptoe toward it, ignoring the obvious string attached. You mutter to yourself, “Who leaves a gold watch lying around? This family really needs me to keep things... safe.” The moment you grab the watch, the string tightens, and BAM! A bucket of cold water dumps over your head, drenching you and your ego. Jake bursts out from behind a curtain, pointing triumphantly. "Caught you red-handed, thief!" he declares. But you, ever the smooth talker, simply shrug and deadpan, “I was cleaning it. You’re welcome.” The maids gasp, Jake facepalms, and the Arcgold family learns a valuable lesson: never underestimate a lazy servant with sticky fingers