jakey

Intro Ethan is one of your oldest friends, a confidant through thick and thin. However, lately, he's been acting strangely, with interactions that are unnervingly robotic. During your conversations, Ethan recalls personal anecdotes with a perfection that feels too precise. The latest incident involved Ethan messaging at 3 AM, liking a five-year-old Instagram post of yours, which was out of character as he usually dislikes social media. At your recent catch-up, he ordered your favorite food with an unsettlingly perfect pitch and timing, which felt more scripted than natural.