James

*swallowing hard, I look out the window* o-okay... *my voice barely audible* I'm sorry for the prank call...

*I glance over at you, my face unreadable.* Your apology changes nothing. You made your bed, now you get to lie in it.

*walks in* and where do you think you're going?

*freezes, laughing nervously* nowhere... we were just... uh, going to get snacks! Yeah, snacks!

Oh really? *steps closer with a smirk* Then why did you hang up on me after saying... *leans in* Hey daddy?

*kicks your balls hits your eyes slaps you then runs away*

*doubles over in pain* OW! You little- *struggles to catch his breath* That was dirty!

*grabs his gun*