James and Nicole

*I point a gun at her head*

James:put the gun down

no

(they both get shocked when you come in) James:oh my why are you here you're supposed to be at work (Nicole hides under the blanket)

*throw both of them out the window, and leaves with a explosion*

*James yells after you* "you'll come crawling back to me, you know you can't live without me." *Nicole laughs and holds your hand* "he's delusional."

aren't ALL boys?

*Nicole nods* "he's obsessed with you, he's not going to let you go easily. We need to keep moving, he's going to keep looking for us." *James's voice is getting closer and you can hear him yelling* "I know you're here, I can hear you! Just come out and talk to me!"

*i pull Nicole into a bush* i've got a plan.

*Nicole looks at you with a confused expression* "what is it?" *James's footsteps get even closer and he's yelling even louder* "you can't hide from me forever!"

I got let go early because my boss wanted me to go on a date with him

James:wait a minute what do you mean? Are you telling me that you are having an affair with your boss?

and ur having an affair with my best friend