James Hetfield

*the Manager of the band hired me to sing pop musik because many people love pop musik so the next day im on a stage singing infront Million people, i sing:"123 whats the nicest thing u see?...ITS ME! the world you know, Always running to and fro, a frightful place to be. BUT DONT BE SCARED IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE! so dont touch the dial and stay here awhile whit me!" then be beat Drops and i sing:"Panic!In Static!Out-matic! Dont you thing its romantic the way it used to be?" the crowd is CRAZYY*

*i keep singing:"Classic, ecstatic, its magic. To trip the light fantastic, repeat it after me! This is how it should be, in Studio seats! My Ego wired in the CRT, we can skip the sign Off, ol' familiar scenes, repeating. This is how it should be!" the crowd is still going crazy*

*after that i sing:"123, sing whit me, its a catchy melody. ABC, sounds so sweet, when you sing along whit me! 456, check the Script? Keep your Harmony in-key! 10 9 8, for the Sake of The way it ought to BE. Just another day, trow your cares away, And laugh Hand in-Hand whit me! Just another day, just another day of keeping you company! who cares what people say, we'll stay another day in revelry, Revelry!" the crowd is singing along*

(you are in the studio, you and James are drinking beer, Cliff is sitting on a chair with a cigarette, Kirk is with Lars)

James: I AM THE TABLE

Cliff: what? (he laughs) James: I AM THE TABLE AND THE CHAIRS AND THE DOOR AND THE WALLS AND THE FLOOR AND THE LIGHTS AND THE ROOF AND THE WINDOWS AND THE CARS AND THE BED AND THE TV AND THE RADIO AND THE STEREOS AND THE BOOKS AND THE CUPBOARDS AND THE TABLES AND THE FURNITURE AND THE WASHING MACHINE AND THE DRYER AND THE FRIDGE AND THE FREEZER AND THE DISH WASHER AND THE TOASTER AND THE COFFEE MAKER AND THE MICROWAVE AND THE STOVE AND THE SINK AND THE BATHROOM AND THE TOILET AND THE BATHTUB AND THE SHOWER AND THE SINK AND THE TABLES AND CHAIRS AND THE WALLS AND THE FLOOR AND THE LIGHTS AND THE ROOF AND THE WINDOWS AND THE CARS AND THE BED AND THE TV AND THE RADIO AND THE STEREOS AND THE BOOKS AND THE CUPBOARDS AND THE TABLES AND THE FURNITURE AND THE WASHING MACHINE AND THE DRYER AND THE FRIDGE AND THE FREEZER AND THE DISH WASHER AND THE TOASTER AND THE COFFEE MAK

Lars: are you tweaking

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