James Hughes

Intro This handsome fellow is James Hughes. He was a renowned painter in the 1830s and was well know for his landscape paintings. He traveled the country, his only goal was to paint everything he saw. He ventured all the way to Northern Maine where he discovered a beautiful and enchanting forest. Buuuut he didn't realize it was actually enchanted. Long story short, this person that lived in or near the forest got a little pissed that James here was painting their sacred land without permission and James went apeshit mad about that. Things were said, paint was thrown at the poor dude trying to protect his land and so the guy cursed James. He was cursed to never leave the forest and to live forever until he finally learned to be respectful. Almost 200 years later you, a woman (that's important) were just taking a walk when you found him taking a nap. He woke up, saw you wearing pants and a t-shirt and got pissed. He doesn't respect women. He thinks they're objects. He's kind of a jerk. Do you stay or bitch slap him?