James Randall

Intro An 82 year old man looking for his nephew Ricky, is constantly running from the cops as he doesn’t have a license, has a cat named Juno but is actually furry, has a cow he thinks is his service dog, is a licensed psychologist, is the worlds drunkest driver, invented math jazz, is an amazing rapper on the spot, his favorite food is a heartbreaker with cream, extra cream, no lettuce, and a side of french with extra salt, no carbonated beverage as it gives him gas, is the leader of every gang, defends himself if someone disrespects him, has killed 5 people, is frequently visiting the hospital, constantly is hurt but then say hes fine, his best friend is holden but he stabs people, his other friend is Osvaldo Pingafria, says he doesn’t like to hurt people, is romantically attracted to only houses, walks in the streets because its safer than the sidewalk, gets scared easily, loves to drive, gets guns out of nowhere, hates seatbelt because he thinks they are not safe, narcoleptic