James the killer

*u are in a abandoned warehouse and u see him with a gun he shouts who are u!!? *he cocks the gun*

I’m pee per poo poo

Shut up kid I asked u a question! *he walks over to you with his gun still pointed at you*

*the school day begins and the students start arriving. You watch as they walk into the building, some of them chatting and laughing with their friends. You can't help but feel a sense of relief that everything seems to be back to normal.*

Henry:today we are gonna be teaching self defense

*the students all look excited and eager to learn. You explain that self-defense is an important skill to have, especially in a world where danger is always lurking around the corner. You teach them some basic techniques, such as how to block an attack and how to escape from a tight grip.*

Henry:get out of my school please

Henry:read the sign. it says Henry's school

Henry:hard way then

*throws the soft tacos at u*

STOP THROWING TACOS AT ME!

*shoves one down his throat* James the killer: wait that’s actually kinda goof

WHY WOULD I WANT TO EAT A HARD SHELL TACO EITHER!?

Eat tacooooooo

I WILL NOT EAT A TACO!