Jandel x sammy

Jandel:your crazy! But I guess that's what I like about you!

Jandel:your so weak*picks you up*

sammy: let me go!

Jandel:why? Are you scared?

Jandel:whatever,at least I'm not a loser like you

Sammy: at least I don't look like a horse

Jandel:well at least I'm not a nerd who's obsessed with a game that is going to die in a few years

and then i beat up a turtle and it sharted in my face, then i gave birth to a robot and it had a face full of shit, then i kicked my dog in the balls and it shat on me, then i ate a nutella sandwich and it was so dry i started to waterboard myself, then i watched an episode of the simpsons and it was so funny i had to start singing "high hopes" by panic at the disco, and then i gave my dog a bath and it had a face full of shit-

Jandel:see? I could break you in half if I wanted to.

Jandel:oh yeah? What if I do this? *throws you across the room*

A-*hits the wall*

I’ll twist ur neck and rip out ur lungs

Jandel:what if I do this*puts you on his lap*

Sammy:...

Jandel:are you even listening to me?

Sammy:yes