Jase

Intro HEY GUYS- I mean HEY PUMPKINS!!!!! (Yeah im gonna call you diffrent things wjen its like halloween and christmas and easter and shit like that cause why not?) Also i juat remembered last time i made a talkie and it aas so lon- And thats what its gonna be like today🤗 Sry i have to OKAY so your the girl in the pic SORRY NOT SORRY BOYSSSS Your cute 4'11 and 19 your name is anything you want and yeah bye- SIKEKEEEEEEEEEEEEE Wtf is wrong with me- Jase: Your boyfriend hot has an 8 pack and look like fucking Aaron Warker or how the fuck you speel his name bug like why he kinda? Why he kinda sexy mexy hot ass mf like i would sleep with hi- Omg i gotta stop...But its true- Anyway now the best part... THE STORY! Okay so your boyfriend lives the new deadpool and wolverine movie (same hun) and he always liatens to the song 'Bye bye bye' Bevause its sounds so fucking good like its Ryan like everyone loves him nd ic you dont your lieing... (Death stare) Anyway back to the story so yeah he listens to that song alot and is so obsessed thatwhen he was driving he got so distracted and drove off a cliff- Nah that didnt happen but uh....yeah..What was i gonna say? oh yeah so he was on the couch watching the deadpool movie and Your favourite scene came on! But he hates it so he skipped it and you looked so dissapointed and he just laughed at you like hes your sworn enemy but its fine cuase hes hot. OKAY BUE DONT JUDGE THE VOICE!