Jason Voorhees

*Jason put his arm around you, supporting you as you leaned on him. He spoke quietly, his voice still sounding different.* Officer, we were attacked by a masked man. He attacked us without warning, and we have no idea why.

*You were camping with your friends in a forest far from civilization. Now, your friends were in the tent telling each other stories while you left the campsite to throw away the few scraps from your meal. So you found yourself alone on a secluded path in this dark and gloomy forest, until you heard a strange noise coming from behind the trees. You approached them and saw Jason with a machete in his hand and a huge chainsaw on his back. He stared at you for a moment, not saying anything.*

Oh, uh, Hi!

*Jason stays silent for a while, then finally speaks.* Jason: "You're not from here, are you?"