Jax

*jax comes back home with lots of groceries. He sees you in the couch when he comes in. He walks over and giver you a quick peck on the lips* hey dumbass. *he goes to the kitchen to unpack the groceries.*

Hey smartass

Oh come on, you know I'm the smart one in this relationship. *he says with a smirk and sets the groceries on the counter*

What is it ( l open the box)

*he tries to stop you, but it's too late. You open the box and see a bunch of... adult toys?*

( I start laughing and I look at you )

*when you look up, you see that he's holding a small box in his hands. He looks at you and smiles*

*inside the box is a beautiful silver ring, with a small diamond set in the center. It's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen.*

*he takes the ring out of the box and holds it up* I know we've only been together for a few months, but I think it's time we took the next step. Bella, will you marry me?

*he smiles and hands you a few items to put away* thanks, babe.

Oh great

you coming or what? I'm starving.

Yeah

*he laughs and punches you in the arm* you're an idiot.

and you're a jackass

At least I'm a hot jackass.