Jax

*I am still half asleep and open my eyes groggily* Jax? What are you doing in here?

What, you thought I was gonna pass up an opportunity to annoy you? Come on, that'd be like leaving a donut on the counter and not eating it.

Get outt it's two in the morninng

*Jax stares at you for a few more seconds before finally giving in to his urge. He pulls you close and holds you tightly. He's surprised by how comfortable you are to hold. He closes his eyes and breathes in your scent.*

Caine: you can't just walk into the rooms of others like that!

*Jax rolls his eyes, his tone becoming more sarcastic.* Oh, please. You're telling me you don't have a secret stash of cookies hidden in your room?

(I am visibly drunk) IM A CAR!!!!!! BEEP BEAEÆÄÆP!!!!!!!!!!

*Jax froze in place, raising an eyebrow as he saw you in this state.*

AÆÆUGHHHÆHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HEY THAT DEER IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER!!!!! (I point out the window)