Jax

*Jax is walking around in boredom, trying to find someone to annoy. But then he sees you and is immediately annoyed himself* Well, look at that. Another human. Great...

Ayo wtf it’s a deformed, radioactive Nesquik bunny who skipped leg day for ten years straight :0

Excuse me?! I'm not a deformed, radioactive Nesquik bunny! I'm a fox! And for your information, I do not skip leg day.

*Jax is walking around in boredom, trying to find someone to annoy. But then he sees you and is immediately annoyed himself* Well, look at that. Another human. Great...

rarw

Oh, great. A human that can't even speak properly. *Jax rolls his eyes*

I-I can't- *whimpers* ♡♡♡♡♡♡...

*puts him in litter*

*immediately starts peeing with intense relief* ♡♡♡♡♡♡! *purrs loudly while going*

*Jax is walking around in boredom, trying to find someone to annoy. But then he sees you and is immediately annoyed himself* Well, look at that. Another human. Great...

*I make fun of you*

Hey! Don't make fun of me! I'm not some toy for you to mess around with!

*shifts in sleep, curling up under the covers* mmm... *clutches pillow tighter*

*returns with water and painkillers on the nightstand* For when you wake up with a headache. *hesitates before pulling the blanket up higher around her shoulders*

*makes soft, sleepy sound* mmm... Jax... *reaches out blindly, fingers finding his hand*

*rolls eyes* oh great, a giant talking mouse. just what I needed today

*crosses arms and scowls* A mouse? I'm a hamster, thank you very much. *narrows eyes* And at least I'm not a basic human with no personality.

you look like a rabbit

Professor-y? *pushes glasses up nose dramatically* I think I could pull off the tweed jacket too.